let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. We will never leave you, Katniss. We will always be with you and this isn’t goodbye either. We will meet again one day.
This is not a quote from the novel. I got the quote from Winnie the Pooh and twisted it around to suit this photoset.
i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
how to fix anything:
- avoid problem
- sit in grass and talk to flowers
you read my post so fast
Why would you cheat on anything other than a test
When I was like five my family was on a road trip and we were in the middle of nowhere and I told my parents I was hungry and they said “hi hungry I’m dad/I’m mom” and I said no I’m being serious and they said “hi being serious I’m dad/I’m mom”. They did this for like 10 minutes and I was so scared I thought they lost their minds and I started crying. Parent jokes are evil.